Showing posts with label Tori Spelling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tori Spelling. Show all posts

Sunday, May 10, 2009

so notorious ("movie" review)

Haven't done one of these in a while.

I picked up exactly one episode of so notorious when it was on televious, which, as I understand, is one more than almost everyone in the country. The show lasted nine episodes on VH1 and is loosely based on the life of Tori Spelling. She is surrounded by three of her closest friends -- Zachary Quinto (as the gay, Persian layabout, Sasan), James Carpinelli (as the studly man-ho roommate, Pete), and Brennan Hesser (as the sharp-tongued real estate agent, Janey). Though somewhat weakly written at times, it is far more often clever and laugh-out-loud funny. 

The one episode I saw on television, Whole, was so unbelievably funny and left me with one-liners for weeks that when I saw the entire series at Blockbuster for $9.99 a few months ago, I cuoldn't help but buy it straight out. I watched the complete series that night, and I have watched it in toto several times since. 

The other nine episodes proved equally amusing, though Whole remains  high on the list for the funniest. Imagine Tori in a fit of rage screaming to a man who is trying to make her "whole." 

The interactions between Tori and her "mother" (the indomitable Loni Anderson) are the most amazing part of the whole series. Even though we all know the relationship, in real life, is dark and awful, Tori and cast play it up to a fault. You cannot help but laugh at the sheer awfulness of Kiki's disregard for her daughter, over and above the obvious love of Aaron Spelling. Quinto is probably the weakest of the main characters though he could have been the best (his part was definitely written to be the strongest of the sidekicks), and you'll die for any chance to see Carpinelli shirtless (happens rarely). Meanwhile, Hesser is brilliant. 

It's all about Tori trying to make it on her own, despite the trappings of her name and her family, and trying to be taken seriously. Her quirks shine through the sardonic satire; in mocking herself, Tori proves that she can, in fact, weather the storm of her life, most of which is created by her own hand and sheer ineptitude. 

It's fabulous, and 100% worth the money you'll put into purchasing the whole series. I think you'll find yourself wishing there was more.

Friday, April 10, 2009

100 Hottest Lesbians

To my (occasional) lesbian readers!!!

Vote now for the hottest women on the planet at AfterEllen.com, as decided by lesbian and bisexual women and not by Maxim or Sports Illustrated! Tell them who you think is beautiful!!!

For me (who will not be participating in the survey), I think number 1 should be Tori Spelling, but that's just me. Oooo... or, maybe, Tammy Baldwin. Tell me there are people out there that think politics is sexy. I mean, other than the obvious hotness factor of, say, Aaron Schock.

I have a tag that just says "lesbians." Hrm.

Friday, August 15, 2008

POP CULTURE: oh! Oxygen network!

I have a confession... I am OBSESSED with the Oxygen network...



I've been watching it all day.

One, for Tori and Dean do hollywood:



I love Tori Spelling. And a huge fan of so notorious which I just recently bought the entire show of.

And, two, for the Janice Dickinson Modeling agency. CM and I have decided that we want Janice to be our BFF. She's fabulous, but mainly because she's surrounded by beautiful people. And we're beautiful.



And I have a huge crush on all the boys, but I really really like JP... but that might just be because he's gay.



This is the cover of the mag where he came out...


Yum, yum, yum.

I am Oxygen network viewer.... damn it, I am a woman.