Miss Piggy on Scrubs!!!!

Can you tell I'm YouTube surfing this morning?

Look, Miss Piggy AND Scrubs -- my two favorite things!!!


And, of course, we have to have a gay Scrubs video:

Miss Piggy: On Exercise and First Dates

In response to all the workout chatter going amongst the Cincinnati Twitterati, and the ongoing efforts of Cincinnati's most beautifully luscious losers...



"Too much exercise can damage your health."

Oh, and for our strong successful women who are looking for men in Cincinnati (including me)...

"There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds."

Uh-huh.

Miss Piggy in the Morning

"You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles." -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food

(Guess what we ordered at work last night)

Oh, and, of course, what seems to be the most famous Miss P quote of all...

"Never eat more than you can lift."

Sage advice, young lady, sage advice.

GENERAL STUFF: I love Miss Piggy

There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, - how can I put it? – true glamorositude.

You cannot have too many gowns any more than you can have too many invitations to parties to wear them.

GENERAL STUFF: Where I admit my crush on Miss Piggy

Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?

GENERAL STUFF: Another Moment for Miss Piggy...

"Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his arms and legs."

GENERAL STUFF: A Moment for Miss Piggy...

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."