Miss Piggy: On Exercise and First Dates

In response to all the workout chatter going amongst the Cincinnati Twitterati, and the ongoing efforts of Cincinnati's most beautifully luscious losers...



"Too much exercise can damage your health."

Oh, and for our strong successful women who are looking for men in Cincinnati (including me)...

"There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds."

Uh-huh.