Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

If I'm great...

...it's because these people are in my life.

In my head, I imagine that all of you are wondering: well, Mr. Barry, if you're VD was so great, what made it so great? I'm glad you asked, because I'll be happy to tell you.

I woke up at 3am, because that's how I roll, to a phone call from a boy I met at the bar two weeks ago who proceeded to wonder, alloud, just how long ago we had met at Shooter's. Once he figured out who I was, and I figured out who he was, the conversation ended shortly with him saying, "Well, I'm going to bed," and a vague promise to respond if I texted him later with plans. Weird.

...to be followed by someone saying they were attracted to me online. Also weird. (I am also attracted to them, but I wonder if it will go anywhere, but there are other issues, no doubt.)

Blah. Made it through the day going stir crazy in my house, when study buddy Michelle picks me up for lunch and, well, studying. We had a ball, I learned everything possible about diabetes, and we moved on with our life. She put up with my insanity for a little while, and that's a great kindness on her part because I think I was mild cabin fevered.


I was all too itchy to leave again once I got home, got on the way early bus to head up to the reopening of Take the Cake, which I had promised @geekjames I would make an appearance at, and where I would be meeting darling @jddalton (I swear, stop changing your twitter name). Take the Cake was fabulous, and the party was hopping. Lots of great Northside folks, lots of amazing food laid out, lots of tasty treats for everyone. After I made a complete ass out of myself and introduced myself to @geekjames' partner (the actual baker), whom I thought was my twitter buddy, I settled in which some fabulous chocolates and deserts. I also learned that I'm not a big fan of dates. That's neither here nor there.

Definitely worth stopping in -- apparently they'll be changing their menu on a daily basis. Very chic. And it's a bakery! C'mon!

Note: This is why I don't do restaurant reviews.

Then we went onto New Stage Collective...


Maybe I wasn't smart enough to get Dead City, but it says something when I start dozing off midway through. It is the play you expect to see at an avant garde theatre -- brilliantly acted and completely unreadable. Not a big fan of esoteric art, really, as I think there should be something there to be understood for everyone. Despite the amazing work of the actors and actually really amazing blocking -- and a few times when it was funny -- it was theatre for the few, not theatre for the masses.

I don't know, maybe it's more in your taste than mine. Tom told me You'll get it later. Well, I could also get an STD later, but that doesn't mean I'm going to spend the time. 

Wow, that was a "bad review." I feel really guilty.

Then @jddalton and I headed down to Below Zero for some cocktails, where our crew grew from him, me, and Queen City Survey, to just him and me, then to himmeandAndrew, then himmeAndrewandAmyandhusband, then himmeAndrewAmyhusbandandVivica (you know how it goes). We had a blast. I even invited the boy who had called me at 3am to join us, but then sat off by himself on the pretense that "I don't want to intrude." Whatever. Off the list of interesting people, on the list of creepy people. We even tried to convince Julie and Katy out, but they were tucked in for their Valentine's Day.

So by the time we reached Shooter's, we were all quite tipsy (BZ was clearing out).


Me and Jeffery!

Blogger photo -- god I'm a nerd

...at Shooter's I met a cute boy who loves Jesus -- we all have our faults :-) j/k -- who had informed me that darling Joe Penno has left even the Pride Committee (what happened to him?). 

I got home somehow, but not after a quick rendez-vous with the cute boy from Shooter's.

And I tucked into bed, where I woke up the next morning in the same clothes I went out the night before.

Overall, the best Valentine's Day to date.

Thanks :-). You guys made it awesome.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Congressional Valentine

The Washington Blade does an interesting piece on the relationships of two of Congress's openly gay politicians:
It’s not easy being the valentine of a gay member of Congress.

Separated by great distances and long working hours, these patient partners sometimes find themselves hundreds of miles apart on special occasions and holidays. In rare instances, they’re subjected to different treatment than the spouses of straight lawmakers.

Despite the obstacles, two gay members of Congress have seen their relationships prosper and grow for years.
It's kind of a "monkey in a cage" thing -- look at the weirdos!!! they're kinda like us too! -- but it's still sweet, though I request a check on the sanity of anyone who refers to Barney Frank as "hot."

Was he, once? Meh, not really:

Saturday, February 14, 2009

STUPID JOKE SATURDAY!

Top 13 least popular candy heart sayings!!!
  1. VIAGRA 100MG
  2. R THOSE REAL?
  3. GOT CRABS
  4. ASS FLAVORED!
  5. I STALK YOU! 
  6. HAIRY CHEST
  7. LOVE?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN LOVE? I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY CARVING THESE STUPID SAYING ON THESE STUPID HEARTS AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT LOVE?!?
  8. BE MY INTERN
  9. TONGUE ME
  10. SOY BOMB
  11. BE OURS
  12. UR A WEASEL
  13. STD FREE
:-) From here

Nope, still not being bitter.

QUESTION FOR FRIDAY: V-D


I was kind of a slacker this week with the whole Question of the Week thing :-), and it wasn't that good anyways (mental note: never ask questions when you're depressed about the holiday :-)). But here are some of the responses this week to this week's question: Valentine's Day, eh?
  • Kate (also a blogger): Valentines Day- blech
  • Dr_Jared: fuck it. (In all fairness, I invited him to fly down from Alaska to play with us, but he would have none of it... something about the cost of a plane ticket or some silliness :-))
  • JereKeys (also a blogger): V-Day? Are you sure you don't mean Pink Triangle Day? http://www.pinktriangleday.com/
  • Jeff_Dalton (via the blog):I asked my Love one time, "why don't you ever get me anything for Valentine's Day." His response was, "I show you every day how much I love you. I don't need a made up Hallmark Holiday to prove it." I never asked for a box of candy again.

    Okay so maybe I asked him to pick me a box the day after when candy was discounted 50%.
I don't have much to say more than what I have already implied: I hate this fucking holiday. It's so freakin' stupid. And annoying. And pisses those of us not-dating folks off. Grrrrrrrrr. Do you see how angry I am? And bitter?

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

That's how angry and bitter I am. 

*deep breath* I'm sure I would have a completely different opinion were I not single, or were I even sleeping with someone today, or ever on Valentine's Day. But I'm not, and haven't ever. And that's ok. I'm going to be fine, and I have a fabulous night out planned with fabulous people, and I will not express my bitterness anymore.

Well, maybe a little more by using the story of Valentine's Day in a sarcastic manner to share my frustrations:
Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine was a priest at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off. He suffered martyrdom on the 14th day of February, about the year 270. At that time it was the custom in Rome, a very ancient custom, indeed, to celebrate in the month of February the Lupercalia, feasts in honour of a heathen god. On these occasions, amidst a variety of pagan ceremonies, the names of young women were placed in a box, from which they were drawn by the men as chance directed.
(from here)
So, like all great holidays, it's all about people getting killed. And wife swapping. That would explain all the hearts. And the VD.

To all those sharing this day with someone they love: congratulations, and I hope it was wonderful for you. But, like always, I'm being a complete bitch about other people's happiness. But you should be used to that by now.

Happy Valentine's!

Yea Yea Yea...
Apparently chocolate is a synthetic version of oxytocin, which is the hormone of love that is released when a woman gives birth. "Love" apparently is no more than your brain overdosing on a happy hormone.

HA! I knew it.

God, I'm bitter today.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day Plan


Jeffery and I have some hot hot hot plans for Valentine's Day, despite both of us being single these days.

First of all, we're going to this fabulous opening of Take the Cake (the newest fabulous restaurant and bakery at 4035 Northside thanks to James H-J). Doesn't this just sound delicious?
A REMINDER! Please mark your calendars to join us for our gala GRAND OPENING PARTY on Saturday, February 14th, from 6-10 PM. ALL ARE WELCOME!

You truly haven't lived until you've seen a bakery case rolling down Hamilton Avenue!

Come to the unveiling! Saturday night's menu is being planned - beef tenderloin and Vietnamese hoagies are just part of the feast. Work continues and is almost finished in the new space - new equipment is arriving, art is being hung, furniture is getting put in place, the sound system is installed, wifi is getting turned on, and we are getting more excited by the minute for our move to 4035 Hamilton Avenue in Northside! You haven't lived until you've seen a bakery case rolling down Hamilton Avenue!

We were already sweet, now we're sweet and more! Along with our wonderful sweets for which we've always been known, in the new cafe, our menu is expanding to include an array of savories. We'd love to see you for breakfast or lunch, or a cupcake and a cuppa joe!

And don't, of course, forget to join their facebook page.

And then we are going to go put in some "hard labor" to enjoy the theatrical stylings of New Stage Collective's Dead City, which was recently reviewed by the Enquirer as being amazing (though I can't find the review I just read yesterday).

Oh, and then, of course, drinkie-poos at Below Zero just around the corner. (Which, of course, you are allowed to join us at. Come get your picture taken with QueerCincinnati.com I only sign autographs for people who buy me a drink.)

You know, Valentine's Day may suck, but I am so looking forward to this year's! What are you doing?

Two things you may note from this post: 1) I have access again :-). 2) I don't have the access enough to check the responses to this week's QUESTION FOR FRIDAY. So, for now, you'll have to do without... until tonight, at least, when I get all tucked in for jammies Friday at casa de QueerCincinnati.

Oh, and in case you already haven't, please donate to me for the Heart Mini-Marathon and Walk. It's going to the American Heart Association, so the money's going to a good place, and I want to rock out my team (of which you'll notice I'm number 2 in my team in fundraising -- I want to be number 1, be-otches!!!!)