Saturday, November 8, 2008


A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated next to each other on a plane. The Southern Girl, being friendly and all, said "So, where ya'll from?"

The northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the south sat quietly for a moment and then said, "so where ya'll from, bitch? "


Sven and Ole worked together, and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.
Asked his occupation, Ole said "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as  unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he said.
Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained: panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor.
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls on it and says, "Yep, diesel fitter."


Cincinnati NAMjA said...

Thanks for the Saturday brightened me day!

Anonymous said...

The suicide rate amongst gamblers is 150% higher than average. Herbert Jenkins, former president of the International Association of Police Chiefs, said ... "For every dollar received in gambling taxes, government spends ten-dollars fighting problems directly related to legalized gambling--prostitution, embezzlement, bad checks, police corruption, racketeers and mobsters sworn to the gambling community and bring with them other businesses."

Former FBI director, Clarence Kelly, declared that "legalized gambling would not help eliminate corruption; but rather would develop a new class of gamblers who would switch to the illegal games as their addiction grows." Wake up America! It is sinfully covetous to desire to get money without labor.

People nowadays are in love with themselves more than ever before! "Pride goeth before destruction..." the Bible teaches in Proverb 16:18. America is headed for certain destruction! Sin always undermines the integrity of ANY nation! We are approaching closer to the last days! Men and women are becoming more and more complacent about everything. U.S. debt is increasingly skyrocketing! The debt-bomb is ticking. Our stock markets are mirages of false value waiting to crumble to nothing. Our congress members lack the moral courage to do what is right in government. How much longer can this wayward country stay on it's reckless course?

Look anywhere in this country where gambling casinos are open for business and you will find whores, whoremongers, booze, nudity, illegal drugs, and every other form of debauchery imaginable. They are houses of sin!

"The house always wins" is a popular saying when it comes to any type of gambling (stock market included). So true! Don't you understand that gambling casinos, race tracks and lotteries are all designing to make millions of dollars for the greedy owners. They do NOT care who they hurt. All they care about is wine, women and song. All they want is to get rich!

"But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition." 1st Timothy 6:9

Sin never satisfies! If you play with the devil's fire, then you WILL get burned eventually. Don't be a fool with your hard-earned money. What you don't see behind all the glowing neon lights is the little small room in the back of the casino where you can sign away your car, your home or anything else of value in a gambling bet. A fool and his money are soon departed!

Unknown said...

um. what?

Unknown said...

of all things to worry about my immortal soul over, it's my inclination for legalized gambling you decide to comment on? not my proclivity for same sex activity?