Hello Gayville, USA!
I'd like to leave a shoutout real quick to a new reader I've heard is quite a fan. Ya'll see, the boy isn't out, but God bless his heart, he's a sweety (and inevitably HOT for reasons I shan't say)!
So, my dear reader, as you sit there in your highlighter-orange sock-hat while eating a pack of 6 peanut-butter crackers, just know that I love you and your secret is safe with me. We're a great bunch of folks here in Cincinnati, so no worries! Fun can be found everywhere!