STUPID JOKE SATURDAY!!!!!!

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

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And from my dear friend Michi:
WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE