Saturday, January 3, 2009


YEA!!! It's back!!!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!!!

What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger?
Fast food!

What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
Hawaiian punch!!!!

What did Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!!!

How do you know elephants are smarter than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephants?
You don't know how many really really bad jokes there are out there. :-)

1 comment:

Cincinnati NAMjA said...

OK....I needed this. Thanks!