God doesn't make junk.
When I posted this on Twitter, I got two responses:
From @GCRMMediaClub: "God certainly does make a lot of junk: horrifically deformed babies, junk DNA, junk rituals and dogma, junk biblical texts"
From @nth_degree: "there is a phallic joke in there somewhere"
And from the indomitable @Dr_Jared (who is usually more loquacious than this): "what?"
Any other thoughts (keeping in mind this is a personal mantra now and it's the only thing holding up my fragile self-esteem :-)).