Possible Swine Flu Outbreak, Gay Marriage Probably Somehow to BlameDo we really need another massive public health panic? Seriously.
...Don't sugar-coat this, Doc. We get it. We'll all be wiped out very soon by this virus that (I can only assume) turns people into pigs and, yes, the only hope for the future of the human race is for the Long Noses (that's their name for us) to start breeding, constantly, and repopulate the planet. Anyone in Brooklyn can drop me a private message if they want to join the Resistance.
Monday, April 27, 2009
HA! Best response yet to the swine flu "epidemic," from Gawker: