Wednesday, September 10, 2008

GENERAL STUFF: How to undermine pharmaceutical reps' jobs

"Hey, you guys are pharmacy people?"


"Well, yea, pharmaceutical company."


"Do you have, like, any free stuff?"


"Ummm... yea."


"Can I have some?"


"We have some pens." (Reaches into pouch, grabs some pens, hands them over.)


"Great! I don't know what I'd do without all the free stuff you guys give. I'm constantly in need of new pens." (Walks out of elevator and away.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I dunno how I would've survived high school tests without my lucky drug pens ;)