GAY STUFF: Fun Craigslist posting

Ha! Found this on the Craigslist M4M listing today:

I am 49 yrs old. Rather than looking for men my own age or near it I only am
interested in 23 yr olds. BUT you must not have any tatoos on your right arm or
body but you must have one on your inner left thigh no more than 2 inches below
your groin. You cannot be shaved or live in Kentucky and you must smoke Marlboro
lights and get into bondage. You must also live no furhter than 3 blocks of
Fountain Square and have never dated a girl over 18. Other than that we should
really hit it off

Good luck, buddy. Sounds like you are looking for someone specifically.