"I love how you look right now," the hottie said, stroking my stomach outside of the Serpent. He had not seen me since my recent weight loss, and the attention was welcome.Click here for the rest, and click on the img below for the rest of the excellent site.
Never mind that I've been trying to lay him for years.
Later, when the alcohol faded and the self-respect returned, I realized just how sickened I was by the comment. After years of flirtation, hundreds of drunken nights and online conversations, it took this for him to finally perform this little song and dance to completion.
Monday, August 4, 2008
New column over at Rainbow Cincinnati!!!! A preview: