GENERAL STUFF: More text messages!!!

To: CF/LM/Viv/LV/KH/JB

Per Kathy Griffin... Spankings mean that jesus loves me.

To: KF

I'm highly skilled and educated. I can do anything.

To: CF

Doomungus!!!

Woodchiperific!!!

(I was watching Fairly OddParents)

To: JC

Unemployment never looked so good.