STUPID JOKE SATURDAY!

Top 13 least popular candy heart sayings!!!

1. VIAGRA 100MG
2. R THOSE REAL?
3. GOT CRABS
4. ASS FLAVORED!
5. I STALK YOU! 
6. HAIRY CHEST
7. LOVE?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN LOVE? I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY CARVING THESE STUPID SAYING ON THESE STUPID HEARTS AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT LOVE?!?
   
8. BE MY INTERN
9. TONGUE ME
10. SOY BOMB
11. BE OURS
12. UR A WEASEL
13. STD FREE

:-) From here. 

Nope, still not being bitter.