STUPID JOKE SATURDAY!

It returns!!!

What do you call a hundred rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare-line
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What do you call a midget psychic wanted by the FBI?
A small medium at large.
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If you're an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
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What's green and stands in a corner?
A naughty frog.
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What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
Sorry, Honeydew, but I cantaloupe.
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Why did the mushroom go to a bar?
He was a fungi.

Why did he leave?
Wasn't mushroom.
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What's brown and sticky?
a stick!
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What's yellows and flies through walls?
a magic banana!
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Oh and finally:

How do you keep a moron in suspense?