What do you call a hundred rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare-line
What do you call a midget psychic wanted by the FBI?
A small medium at large.
If you're an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
What's green and stands in a corner?
A naughty frog.
What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
Sorry, Honeydew, but I cantaloupe.
Why did the mushroom go to a bar?
He was a fungi.
Why did he leave?
What's brown and sticky?
What's yellows and flies through walls?
a magic banana!
Oh and finally:
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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