Thursday, February 19, 2009

Beer sales drop off

Thanks to Nate Silver over at

In a world of economic turmoil, one thing has always remained constant: beer generally sells well.

...except in the 4Q of 2008.

It's a bad day when we aren't drinking. Or, when no one else is drinking and I still am.


Anonymous said...

As a straight christian male, I use to think that the disease of homosexuality was a sin. I mean come on, it's full of trickery at it's very core. Will and Grace wasn't about a couple at all.
Anysnarp, my eyes have been opened.
I was recently in a bar downtown, and when I left with a local woman, two lesbians started beating me up outside of the bar and whispering things like, "Where you going breeder", and "God made Adam and Steve, Not Adam and eve."
Out of no where came a man in a shiney shirt, and when the streetlight reflected off of it, the ray of light was so intense it blinded the lesbians and singed the hairs on their mustaches.He told me his name was hairy larry and he proceeded to tell me that he was in fact a homosexual. At that moment a rush of panic nearly knocked me over. I was sure he only saved me so he could rape me.
But actually he just gave me a ride home on his back.
So I do still hate lesbians, because c'mon, what sane chick wouldn't want some of this. Im hotter than gator skin briefs. But now I see that I was wrong to focus hate on gay men, when in fact we should be teaming up to rid the earth of lesbians.
Oh yeah, and beer sales are down because someone went to walt disney studio's and unfroze hitlers body. And as we all know, hitler is bad news for beer sales.

Anonymous said...

That's a hell of a comment above me here.

Please do me a favor Queer Cincinnati blogger, look me up on Facebook and please send a friend request. I'm Neil Aquino in Houston. I can never have enough Facebook friends.

Barry Floore said...

Is this not the weirdest comment ever? Seriously.