Gay marriages cause straights to fight against divorce!!!!

No, really. Apparently the gay marriage debate has finally got straight, right wing Americans to fight against divorce... well, if those divorces are between gay people.

Via PinkNews:

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott said:

"In the State of Texas, marriage is – and has always been – a union between one man and one woman.

"To prevent other states from imposing their values on this state, Texas voters overwhelmingly approved a Constitutional amendment specifically defining marriage as a union of one man and one woman.

"Because the parties' Massachusetts-issued arrangement is not a marriage under Texas law, they are asking a Texas court to recognise – and dissolve – something that does not legally exist."

So this is my impression of Republicans: "Gay marriage is bad! If you get one, you must stay in it! But I can divorce my fourth wife! HA! Got ya now!"

And scene.