Monday, January 26, 2009

Heard outside the ED

Was smoking today outside the Emergency Department. Real conversation:
HOMELESS GUY: "Hey, man, can I buy one of those off of you?"
ME: "Nah man, I only brought one out with me." (standard response line)
HOMELESS GUY: "Man, I been coming here 30 years, and that's all you damn people say."
You. Fail.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Try again tomorrow.