Saturday, January 10, 2009


Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

A psychiatrist’s secretary went into her boss's office. Secretary: "Sir, someone would like to see you. Claims he's invisible."
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him."

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

On today's chilly weather (it's 22-degrees right now):
It is so cold, Sarah Palin was seen putting lip balm on a pig.


Wonder Man said...

crazy jokes, but cute

Barry Floore said...

I never said it was GOOD joke Saturday. :-)

Cincinnati NAMjA said...

You talk pretty one