Kanye West is gay???

No. He's a narcissist.

Even if he said the following quote (which he did not)...

“I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it,” West said. “I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes - myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird shit, but I am who I am.”

...let's be honest. Successful hip-hopper, top of his game, admitting to not having a problem sleeping with another man? Yea, ok.

That's not even remotely believable. And, if it was, this is how it would run down: Kanye in a porn. "Two guys" = gang bang of one female. Any one-on-one with another guy would be Kanye on top. Even though the man likes attention, that would eliminate any street cred the man would have.

I seriously doubt his audience would accept anything else.

Because, you know, if you're getting head, you aren't gay.

It's sad, really, because we are in desperate need of a hip-hopper or someone who is presentably black (ie, their central identity being black) to come out. It would do a lot for the movement. Also, I'm a little disappointed. Because we all know I have a thing for black men, and, if Kanye did it, god knows how many others would suddenly say, "You know, I could be down with that too."

Meanwhile, in Kanye world, I'm sure he has no problem with all the attention he's getting out of this. This is the response from his blog:

YOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY'S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT... HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! .... IT'S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT ... THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO... AND NOW THIS.... SIDEBAR... NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT'S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS... LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!

Yawn. Awesome. Thanks for the semi-homophobic, paranoid response. Beautiful, Kanye, a real classy guy.

Way to help out the movement.

Kanye West doesn't care about gay people (despite his penchant for nice shoes and hot clothes.)